Thursday, January 19, 2006
When the Fashionista Hits the Fan
based on a true story...
Abbey Ventura: kwento!
evilest_genius: er
evilest_genius: oncce upon a time..
Abbey Ventura: tapos...
evilest_genius: there was a whale
evilest_genius: named ms pat
Abbey Ventura: wahahaha
evilest_genius: she was killed by a harpoon
Abbey Ventura: what did d whale do?
evilest_genius: she tried to eat an island
evilest_genius: stupid whale
Abbey Ventura: wat island?all by herself?
evilest_genius: the island... of ac!
Abbey Ventura: oh nooo!!!
evilest_genius: but the lifeguards harpooned her!
Abbey Ventura: gudthing!
evilest_genius: BUT
evilest_genius: she got reincarnated as... a SHARK!
Abbey Ventura: but what?
Abbey Ventura: oh no...something even worse!
evilest_genius: but the lifeguards caught her again
evilest_genius: and turned her into SHARKSFIN SOUP!
evilest_genius: and we all lived
Abbey Ventura: happily ever after
evilest_genius: the end!
evilest_genius: dedicated to anne silva
*names withheld to protect the identities of the authors
*title c/o anne silva
the poet ♥
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TOP TEN FACTS ABOUT...
laughtrip... :D thanks anne!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.plTen Top Trivia Tips about Gracie!
1. You should always store gracie in an airtight container in the fridge!
2. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink gracie.
3. A lump of gracie the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
4. Olympic badminton rules say that gracie must have exactly fourteen feathers.
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub gracie'!
6. Gracie has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
7. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and gracie!
8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like gracie.
9. Gracie has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
10. Gracie can give birth ten days after being born, and is born
i like number 4!!! and number 10 is... uhhhh... :/
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Anne!
1. Anne can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
2. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in anne!
3. Cats use their anne to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
4. Native Americans never actually ate anne; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
5. Anne can not regurgitate!
6. Devoid of his cells and proteins, anne has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
7. Anne became extinct in England in 1486.
8. Anne will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
9. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten anne!
10. Peanuts and anne are beans.
anne's is one of the best... :P
2 - ew!
7 - coool... parang mutant
8 - MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about sabs!
1. Sabs is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of sabs to reach the earth's core!
3. Finding sabs on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
4. Donald Duck's middle name is sabs!
5. Sabs can be seen from space!
6. Research indicates that sabs will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
7. It is impossible to fold sabs more than seven times.
8. Americans discard enough sabs to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
9. A sabsometer is used to measure sabs.
10. It can take sabs several days to move just through one tree.
1- not very surprising :P... 6 - keep away from bananas!!! i like 4 and 7 too... :D
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Abbey!
1. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and abbey are all berries.
2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting abbey on.
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from abbey.
4. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of abbey.
5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with abbey in your mouth.
6. South Australia was the first place to allow abbey to stand for parliament!
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in abbey.
8. Abbey is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
9. The liquid inside abbey can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
10. Abbey was the first Tsar of Russia!
bubbly_009: #2 of abbey's!
bubbly_009: and 3!
bubbly_009: AND 5!
evilest_genius: 2 and 3!!!
bubbly_009: AND 8!
evilest_genius: and 10!!
bubbly_009: i love abbey's!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ms Pat!
1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Ms Pat.
2. All swans in England belong to Ms Pat.
3. Ms Pat cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
4. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Ms Pat would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
5. You should always open Ms Pat at least an hour before drinking her.
6. Ms Pat became extinct in England in 1486!
7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Ms Pat.
8. Ms Pat cannot jump!
9. Half a cup of Ms Pat contains only seventeen calories!
10. Ms Pat is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
BUTI NGA! 1, 3, 6,7,8,9!!!
10 Top Trivia Tips about Mikki!
1. More people are killed by mikki each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
2. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed mikki would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
3. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into mikki.
4. Mikki can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are mikki.
6. If you drop mikki from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
7. Mikki was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
8. Michelangelo finished his great statue of mikki in 1504
... number 1!!! and 3 and 4 and 6 :/:D
LAST NA!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nenen!
1. Nenenomancy is the art of telling the future with nenen!
2. Ostriches stick their heads in nenen not to hide but to look for water.
3. Neil Armstrong first stepped on nenen with his left foot.
4. Nenen can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
5. If you drop nenen from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
6. About one tenth of nenen is permanently covered in ice.
7. If you put a drop of liquor on nenen, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
8. Nenen has three eyelids.
9. Originally, nenen could not fly.
10. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal nenen!
bubbly_009: #2 nenen!bubbly_009: #3 nenen!bubbly_009: #7 nenen!evilest_genius: #7 nenen!
MIIIAAAA!!! why'd you have to show me yours???? :P
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Airan!
Devoid of her cells and proteins, airan has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
If you cut airan in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Airan Head!
Airan can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
Airan is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
In her entire life, airan will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
Airan once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
Medieval knights put the skin of airan on their sword handles to improve the grip.
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as airan!
Airan cannot jump.
the poet ♥
6:12 AM
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
facets syllabus
hello world
it is 1:55 am, and being the irresponsible student i am, i have only just accomplished my third term facets syllabus (shhh! don't tell robin!)
sigh
i thought i'd post because... (i'm online to email it to her) it only hit me now. sure, i know we're going to graduate, that we're going to leave, but the weight of that finally came crashing down while i was polishing off the syllabus. especially when i was doing the last session. i realized i only have seven more meetings with my club, and the seventh is a good-bye.
in the previous years, we've upheld some rituals in facets. this is the first year that they'll actually mean something to me... every year i thank people, i give members awards, i watch as the editors pass on the torch... but they're all more or less empty actions to me. i'll always have facets again next year.
not next year.
it's hard to describe what it's like to end an era. i've been in facets since the beginning of high school, i've been club head for 3 years. somehow, i haven't wrapped myself around the idea that i have to let the club go. it won't be mine anymore. no more editing, and leading prayers, and assigning activities, and "socializing," and "mentoring" - going around making helpful comments... sigh. it's hard to know that i won't be stepping back into that classroom and taking charge, and being with my writers. i hope i don't cry. or i do...
teambuilding this year was the best. just a thought.
the poet ♥
9:55 AM
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Sunday, January 08, 2006
The cryptic and the poet sat talking one day
Neither could grasp what the other would say
But sat they for hours at clever wordplay
Understanding at heart, for that is their way
the poet ♥
6:42 AM
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
i want these :D
eeeeheeeheee...
http://fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=1396&cat=283they're so cute!!!!
the "check these out" are cute too :P
the poet ♥
5:40 AM
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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
long dove white gloves that reach to my elbows
black velvet that swallows light
the crimson of a rose with skin like a whisper
olives and "a gold feather falling from the windows of chance"
maybe i'll make sense later
the poet ♥
5:08 AM
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***Your Birthdate: December 21***
You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures
Your power color: Hot pink
Your power symbol: Figure eight
Your power month: March
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/a HEARTBREAKER???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...
though actually, it
is quite interesting. take it and tell me what happens!:D
the poet ♥
4:39 AM
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